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Google Go Fail

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Google created its own programming language and called it Go, the problem is that they forgot to check if someone had used it before.

Someone did, here is a guy who wrote his own programming language and called it Go a while ago, he submitted a ticket to Google here.

Happy new year

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Kids have startet to ring down our door bell now, we just had three of them. “Trick or treat” they shouted when I opened up the door. I gave them some candy and when they went they yelled “happy new year!”. Kids here in Norway doesn’t understand what halloween is. Its kind of funny..

Media says here that we’ve inherited this from USA but I kind of disagree. Every kid here have bought their costume, not a creative soul out there. I’ve seen a lot of Americans preparing for Halloween this week, a lot of creative people who design their own costume. So to say we’ve copied this from the US is in my opinion wrong – we should copy their creativity too!

A lot of the kids who’ve been here tonight has masks from the same store, its kind of funny..

This one is a bit old but I think it cannot be repeated enough times, this is Evan Booth’s halloween costume for a contest a while ago:

Link to Evan: SkoobyCattle

Lets start this weekend about the story of the guy who got arrested while driving in his.. lounge-chair. Check it out here: Nola.com

And how the Windows 7 demo failed a bit on this one:

Ah, football got a bit more interesting today, Sunderland won against Liverpool. The fun thing is that a Liverpool supporter helped them.

The video of the incident keep getting deleted from YouTube, if this one gets deleted to you can go here to watch the video.

Update: it has happened again, someone don’t want it to be kept on Youtube. Heres a relay from Maisfutebol:

Camera: Casios Exilim EX-F1

Lyrics to Luv (sic) Pt.2 :
Once again, now where do I start, dear love
Dumb struck with the pure luck to find you here
Every morn’ I awake from a cavernous night,
Sometimes still pondering the previous plight,
Seems life done changed long time no speak,
Nowadays I often forget the day of the week
Taking it by stride if you know what I mean,
No harm done, no offense taken by me
So let’s rap, we’ll catch up to par, what’s the haps?
Perhaps we’re even closer now after all things considered on this side of the planet,
Couldn’t pick a better time even if we planned it!
To come clean and candid if I have to
Oh what I wouldn’t trade for your laughter
Sweet and sour spice in my poetry pot melting,
Even better than the real thing!
It’s like the God in me saw the Devil in you
I wanted to break myself in the worst way when I met you
Who would have thought, conversate by the river, celebrate birth,
Sit and delivered the lines that would prove to be the seeds of trust
Unsigned, yeah but destined to grow with sunshine
Self-assigned task piled on the desk of good works,
Knowing hardship appreciate the best of both worlds!

C’est la vie, as they say L.O.V.E evidently, see every song has a sequel
Never same, everything but the name, all fresh just like back then, how we do everyday
C’est la vie, as they say L.O.V.E eloquently, see dream has a part two
Never same, you got to keep it tight, all fresh just like back then, now hear me out…

Once together, now where do we go, dear divine
I pray that you keep watching over us,
From the heavens where light is the nucleus
To this space filled with darkness and negative matter
Anti-gravity pull is what I would rather feel when I leave this shell eventually
Ties to the mother earth ground me mentally,
Real vibes will keep me alive spiritually
Imagination brings bliss at no cost, when I blink blink I receive at no loss
Victory comes in small packages like a leaf of an olive tree brought back by a dove
From above, then I’m gonna rhyme love,
Well you saw that one coming ever since the beginning of the end
Well anyways, I am not a perfect being, yes I am a man full of sin
It’s like the Devil in me saw the God in you,
You epitomize the etymology of enthusiasm!
Look it, up there lies the clouds that form the rain
That came from the ocean that flowed from the river
I’m a believer, firm with the first words, lyrical transceiver of our ancient roots
(Science + Arts) * Faith / # of our Ethnic Race!
Let me mention what I’ve been thinking
How to save the children, when the ship is sinking
So I’m singing, no lip syncing to slogans,
Political hooligans with tanks, missiles and guns!
Everything is relative when it’s all in the family of man,
Understand the time has finally come to realize the great power of 1,
All formulas equalize under the Sun, Amen!

The rhymes will heal ’cause I believe in music,
In times of need I won’t be leaving you sick
The beat plus the melody’s the recipe,
Your vibe surely brings out the best in me!
The rhymes will heal ’cause I believe in music,
In times of need I won’t be leaving you sick
The beat plus the melody’s the recipe,
All good souls lost may they rest in peace!
(repeat)
Hiphop worldwide we got to live in peace, like that!

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