Silly news friday|Fredagsnyheter light

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Newspapers are filled with tragic news this week, I needed a break from it and filtered them out on a few sites. These ones appeared :

The drunk swede
This morning the police had to come get a drunk swede from the train at Voss station. Last night he went to sleep after a long day. He probably did what he always did, stripped his clothes off and went to bed. He should check his ‘bed’ better though. The passengers around him in the seat section kind of felt unconfortable with a naked man lying on the floor. 🙂

“The jump”
A 78 year old man was unfortunate to drive off a ramp in a parking house. Locals say it just had to happened some day. People are probably going to blame his age but if you look at the photo, it could happend the best. I mean, its weird that it didn’t happend before. Locals are calling it “the jump”.

Wet debate technique
Romania’s staid election campaign has been shaken after a former bodybuilder turned senator hurled a glass of water at a female rival during a heated TV debate yesterday.

Cardboard figure keeps police at bay
A cardboard figure of a person inside a Somerset County bank kept police at bay for 90 minutes tonight, authorities said. The standoff at the PNC Bank on routes 518 and 601 in the Skillman section of Montgomery Township ended at about 10:20 p.m., Somerset County Prosecutor Wayne Forrest said. Link to article.

No friday silly post without a lolcat

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Avisene denne uken er fylt med tragiske historier. Jeg trengte en liten pause fra slikt og filtrerte dem ut fra et par sites. Disse dukket opp :

Full svenske på natt-toget
I morges måtte politiet hente en full svanske på toget ved Voss station. I går kveld la han seg for å sove, sikkert etter en lang tøff dag. Han gjorde som han pleide, kledde seg naken og la seg til å sove. Problemet var at han lå i midtgangen i togvognen. Medpassasjerene følte seg sikkert litt brydd og kontaktet betjeningen. Link til artikkelen.

‘Hoppet’
En 78 år gammel kar var uheldig og kjørte utfor en rampe i et parkeringshus. Lokale sier at dette var dømt til å hende en vakker dag. Folk kommer sikkert til å skylde på alderen hans men om du ser på bildet så er jeg sikker på at det kunne ha skjedd med den beste. Jeg synes det er utrolig at det ikke har skjedd før. Lokale kaller rampen for ‘hoppet’. Link til artikkelen.

Våt debatt-teknikk
I en debatt på TV i Romania gikk debatten heftig for seg. Ifølge nyhetsbyrået AP startet bråket da den kvinnelige politikeren kalte Marinescu for et bidet (setebadekar, journ. anm.).

– Du har ansikt som et bidet, dame. Du er en virkelig liten person, svarer den tidligere kroppsbyggeren.
Link til artikkelen.

Pappfigur holder politiet i sjakk
En pappfigur i Somerset County bank holder politiet i sjakk i over 90 minutter. Episoden var visstnok ganske intens siden politiet ikke fikk svar fra ‘personen’. Link til artikkelen.

Ingen silly fredag uten en lolcat

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Øyvind Lasse Høysæter

Born in 1971, fell in love with computing in 1983 because of Sinclair's masterpieces. Continued on the magic surrounding the C64, Amiga and moved to the PC world in 1990. Loves science fiction, programming, astronomy, my family and my job. (developer) :)

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4 Responses

  1. Debbie Lane sier:

    Thanks for the laughs. These are great! Especially the water toss.

    Debbie Lane’s last blog post..How To Survive Holiday Eating

  2. oyvind sier:

    Hi Debbie! I’m glad you liked it. I didn’t notice that the lady tipped his glass over until a collegue told me. 🙂

  3. fragileheart sier:

    Hhahaahahaha that was ridiculous! I can’t believe ‘adults’ sometimes!

  4. Nicole sier:

    Insanity rules.
    In case of that old man – poor fellow :(!

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